twas the night before prod
and all through the shop
the devs were all worried
and ready to drop

the framework was tweaked
and tested and vetted
the manager's clothing
was thoroughlt sweatted

b with his ipod
and me in my hat
we weren't included
our welcome was flat

when out from the app
there arose such a blather
I lept to my xterm
to see what was the matter

away to the server
I logged on in a flash
I'm a wizard you see
with that shell they call bash

the app it was crashing
it chunked on the fly
apache wasn't serving
and I had to know why

framework you see
is a dastardly app
it was written by monkeys
with crabs and the clap

it's buffers are loaded
and chock full of crud
it's codebase is bloated
and dripping with mud

the business you see 
would like to make money
they pay for our salaries
and that isn't funny

but the app it is broken
it wont work at all
if we cant get it working
we'll serve fries at the mall

I fired up my editor
vim it is styled
it colors the syntax
and writes a new file

the objects configured
and bursting with crap
while the program's compiling
I'll take a quick nap

and lo my solution
to the nasty defect
cuts through the pollution
for 'mazing effect

I've fixed the problem
and covered my tush
the docs are all written
and set to be pushed

and over the wall
I'll chuck this ol' app
they'll hack it to pieces
and add to the flap

but I have a secret
and all will be well
I'll blast off, and from orbit
nuke framework to hell