It's all the same
only the comments change
everyday
it seems I'm wasting away

another place
where the code it is so wrong
It's almost
as bad as this song

I'm a developer
on a console I thrive
I'm hiding
when this code goes live

sometimes I sleep
sometimes not for days
and my standards and me
seem to go our separate ways

sometimes you tell the day
by the business rules you break
sometimes when you're alone
and all you do is shake

I'm a hacker
on a console I thrive
I'm hiding
when this code goes live

I walk these halls
a loaded perl script at my side
I play for keeps
CPAN is my guide

I've logged in everywhere
and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million programs
and I've hacked them all

I'm a code monkey
on a console I thrive
I'm hiding
when this code goes live